" She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation." A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two.Funny relationship jokes are always engaging (see what we did there!), and none more so than this hilarious collection of jokes about relationships that we've put together.When you and your significant other are comfortable with each other, you might wonder about the many different ways that you can express yourself to each other. One way to express yourself to your significant other is by using humor. The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages." "Nah," she says, "that's okay. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!
“Son, when I first got married to your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my pants. " Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean? " So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK? " His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family." A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex.She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
There's something to cover every aspect of being in a relationship.