What makes him truly special is he's as comfortable in a black tie as he is jeans and flannel; having a passion for art, history and philanthropy, he regularly attends fundraising galas.'She should be down-to-earth, naturally pretty; someone who is comfortable without make-up in jeans, but can transition into an Alexander Mc Queen gown; knows how to do a place setting, but is comfortable with him skinning fresh fish.
She will appreciate his strong beliefs in being a steward of the land and not be intimidated by wealth.'Slight problem number one: I am 44, and imagine lying is not the best way into a relationship. As I write, I am covered in bruises from a week in the Highlands with my outdoorsy brothers. My exercise routine involves wielding a mascara wand.
The 48-year-old life coach and former model is media mogul Oprah Winfrey's favourite relationship expert and the go-to girl for every A-list couple in a crisis (although maddeningly she's tightlipped about who).However, the phrase 'steward of the land' sets me all purring and hair-tossing. I know which knife and fork to use, would give my right arm to 'transition' into any Alexander Mc Queen, and am entirely unintimidated by wealth.And, in other respects, Wonder Boy and I sound spot-on. Rigid with shame, I type: 'I am a witty and cultured English woman, who studied and taught at Oxford, and am now a successful writer.Kailen is sporting a baseball hat bearing the legend: LOVE.I have put my laptop on a box so she is not forced to look up at me from beneath several chins.
There's a sharpness and sophistication, a different level of intelligence one can tap into.'Which is not to say there haven't been lapses in taste among her British applicants. ' Kailen winces, 'you would not believe the photos we've had - boobs out, pouting, selfies taken in the bathroom.'Many of the profiles emailed in have also been dull as ditchwater. If you were 35 or 36..44 is not fair to him baby-wise.'By way of consolation, Kailen does have some eligible bachelors of my vintage up her sleeve, and advises: 'Learn from past relationships, good and bad.